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About Me (Part 2)

Ahhhh, I wrote alot of important things on here earlier in this About Me (Part 2) post but some asshole in the sky just now deleted what I wrote. I know theres a record of it in the sky somewhere and I really need someone to ensure my children get what I wrote on here. I think I need to finish this life story now so my kids and friends can benefit from it. Anyways, I am very, very, very disappointed with what just happened to the blog post I was writing. I spent alot of time writing and refining some of it and I don't think I can replicate what I wrote. Hopefully my writing wasn't all in vain.  To pick up where I left off, I was going to say that the Hollbrooks are both dead now. Again, not to be too comical, but probably because of their enmity toward God and deep hypocrisy.  President Hollbrook once asked me why I was serving a mission. He recommended I go home if I wasn't happy out there. I wanted to ask him the same question. Why in hell does a gay, amoral, transvestite...
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One Big Fat Joke

Life is far too important a thing ever to talk seriously about.     --Oscar Wilde I swear, no matter who we are, or where we're from, there always seems to be some dire emergency threatening us somehow or another. Whether its not enough money, someone being threatening or disagreeable, or some maligning entity or person eagerly waiting to rain on our parade, there just always seems to be an excuse to be anxious or distraught these days.  Now I'm not saying I'm the best at doing this or anything, but if there's one thing I know in life it is that God has a sense of humor and that life really is just one big fat joke. It may sound simple, but things generally do work out if we pray, try our best and do what's right. So yeah, I'm calling this blog Laughing All The Way To The Bank because laughing it off is mostly what I've been trying to do these last couple of years.  So what does Laughing All The Way To The Bank mean anyways? Well, google says it is a figure ...
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About Me (Part 1)

For this cause shall a man leave his father and mother, and cleave to his wife, and they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder. --  Mark 10:6-9 One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry. -- Oscar Wilde If you want to go fast go alone. If you want to go far go together. -- Wise African Proverb As I said once before in my writings on here, these blogs may be the only untampered with written records I leave to my children. I want to try and explain on here to posterity important things like the quotes above and why I wasn't able to be there for them in person when they were growing up. I also want to explain more about myself. I want to leave my kids with some of the best advice I have gleaned from my 44 years of life. I'm going to try and warn them of things on here and reassure them if they ever feel like they are the only ones out there who believe....
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